FACTS
Mom ER weekend
Not a stroke but seemed like it
Blood pressure issues
DESPACITO
“Tranquila,” I cry
Begging Nicole to slow down
She’s fine, minus that
BDAY
It was her bday
According to her, the best
Constant attention
BASSERIS
Shahrokh in Sweden
Ilana was in Cabo
I’m the captain now
CPK
Housed an entire dip
Had insane diarrhea
Spinach artichoke
SCHEDULE
Extended LA
Aforementioned ER trip
Dissociated
EOD
Red wine for my health
Bare minimum survival
Lorazepam too
SRY
Florida next week
Getting my shit together
Threw a wrench in plans
TTYL
It was eight days ago
Since I had last washed my hair
Now in wet clean braids
XOXO,
Aunt
Brilliant